* jazzyhands *

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::23.12.04:: A Solution

I've worked out the ideal way out of all my troubles.

Step 1. Kill all my friends that are bugging me.

Step 2. Get caught and go to jail.

Jail has many advantages, like free rent and board, permanent work, time to study. There are some things I still have to investigate though, like if you get internet access in jail and shit like that.

I also need a place to kill cos if I do it at home I'll never get my bond back.

Woohoo... best I go listen to some Nick Cave for inspiration.

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Comments:

When I read that second last paragraph I gave a little jump. Then I realised I was amused (A rare occurrence).

Good luck with your writing.

I can't think of any more to say.

Well, how odd.

Cheers,
Robert.

# posted by R.H. : 11:48 am

Hey, the getting of regular sex is one of the greater parts of the plan.

I am also thinking it is easier to get a publishing contract if you have done time.

# posted by Kathryn : 7:24 pm