I am going to a party tonight where the dress theme is sexy. I don't own anything sexy. I find this sad and disheartening. You would think that any sane person over the age of 12 would have some sexy little thing in their wardrobe but no, not me.
I went to Highpoint today to look for something. I came away disappointed. The theme is sexy not skanky hoochie momma.
I think I will pretend that I impart my own sexiness on anything I wear.