I forgot to mention this in the post below. The fugly internet date had a huge crusty sore on his mouth. Who, tell me who, would organise to meet a potential anything with a big crusty sore on their mouth?
When listing things that appeal in a potential anything, the absence of big, crusty sores is one of those things that you don't even think to mention. You take it as a given, like decent personal hygiene.
Let's face it, even if the guy was Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes and uberbabe, you would think twice about kissing him if he had a big, crusty sore on his lips.