Things you would think I would have more sense than to do at my age, No 1:
Ringing a guy at 1.00 am after a major margarita-fest to discuss "our relationship".
Especially when we don't have a "relationship".
Things that don't shock me at all:
Going to bed after abovementioned phonecall Friday night and not getting up until lunchtime today.
Things that will never cease to shock me No1:
Said guy is still chatting to me online after abovementioned phone call. Maybe he's too scared not to.
Things you would think I would have more sense than to do at my age, No 2:
Consume my body weight in margaritas.
Well ok, that isn't so surprising but the phone call... I haven't done something like that in years. To make matters worse, I can't remember what I said. To make matters even worse, I can't remember what I did at the party while drinking the margaritas. I hope I was, as I recall it, witty and amusing but fear I spent far too much time demonstrating the amazing clevage given by new Carnivale bra (thank god party was full of gay boys).