Of course the Westgate gunman and my Friday friend could be one and the same. Being denied access to my goddess-like self could have that effect on men.
Another note... I did not spend 20 painful hours in childbirth so that I could spend my birthday alone. Whenever I want the house to myself, that child has no friends he wants to spend time with, but come my birthday suddenly the friends come out of the woodwork. Hmmm, maybe I'll go hide the Nintendo.