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::16.10.04:: LIttle Bo Peep Show

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Every single time I walk down Swanston Street with Tim, one of us says - let's go to the $2 Peep Show and the other responds yeah, one day. We'd got to the door several times then chickened out.

Last night, brave and befuddled on a few too many pints, we got to the Peep Show, looked at each other in mischevious concensus.

We've got to to do it.

It's now or never.

Inside the door, a bored gentleman sat at his counter collecting money for the cinema. He grunted and nodded his head toward the stairs.

Upstairs, in the adult magazine and toy alcove, the boy behind the counter told us there was a 5 minute wait. So we huddled next to the rack of plastic-wrapped magazines and counted out our $2 coins. We didn't have any. Tim wanted to run down the street and get some. As if I was going to wait in the peep show alcove alone. There were some very scary trench-coated men hovering around.

It took a while, but my drunken brain finally realised that - der, the man at the counter would have change.

We combined all our coinage and ended up with about $12 in $2 coins. And it was time for the show to begin.

Outside the phone-box sized booth was a sign One Person Per Booth. We ignored that and crammed inside. We put our coins in the slot and waited for the screen in front of us to lower but instead a porn movie started playing on the tiny monitor below. Boy, did we feel ripped off.

Eventually, we found the other coin slot, the one for the live show. Tim wanted to wait for our coins to run out on the porn movie first, being being economically responsible. But the porn just kept going and going with a repetitive monotony and I wanted the live show.

We can watch porn any time, I hissed. Put the coins in. (Note, I can't and don't watch porn any time but, in theory I could).

The $2 Peep Show is such a gyp. You have to put in 2 x $2. That isn't a $2 Peep Show, that's a $4 Peep Show. It is completely false advertising.

Tim put the coins in the right slot and the screen disappered. The show was happening. A girl, with toys, writhed on the bed in front of us.

I don't think I need to go into all the gory details here as I'm sure you can imagine what was happening. If not, then go invest your own $4 and find out.

But, I must say, it was the most joyless, unerotic thing I've ever seen in my life. How do people get off on that kind of thing? The girl had an expression that said...when the hell does my shift finish so I can get the hell out of here? Seriously, I've worked in factories where people working on a production line at 6.00am in the morning have had more enjoyment in their work than that girl. A smile doesn't cost anything.

Then the screen came down and we were in darkness again.

Tim squatted down and groped on the floor between my legs. I freaked out. Was he in the throes of some kind of wierd-arsed sexual self-gratificiation after his first live encounter with hetrosexual self-pleasure? Was he so aroused that he could no longer contain himself? Should I leave him alone for a minute or two?

No, he'd dropped one of the coins.

Shit, I whispered. Where is it?

I think it went in the bin, he replied.

I reached down to check the bin. It was wet. I screamed as only a woman finding a wet spot in a $2 Peep Show booth can scream. Suddenly, my amusement turned to horror as the reality of the situation dawned on me. The booth was a sperm-splattered cavern, closing in around me.

Tim kept rumaging on the floor for our coin, while I slapped him around. Don't worry about the money, Tim. Slap, slap. We don't need it that much. Slap, slap. Let's just get out of this sperm hole. Slap, slap.

Then he found the coin. We decided we may as well use up the last $4 and put it in the slot, while I tried to stand well clear of the walls and not touch anything.

The screen disappeared again, and the girl was doing more of the same. Legs up, legs down, legs up, legs down. It was like watching Aerobics Oz Style almost.

The screen lowered again and it was time to go.

We ran out onto the street then Tim looked at me. Well we can cross that one off our "to-do" list.

Comments:

 

LOL. On my trip to Melbourne earlier this year, I went to watch the $2 peep show. Two girlfriends and I crammed in one booth and put our $2 in. The curtain came up and this fat girl was "pleasuring" herself with a vibrator. When she saw 3 of us in the booth, she went crazy and shouted that only one per booth and gave us the middle finger. We couldn't stop laughing and that definitely was the least erotic encounter I've ever had.

 

 

I knew a bloke whose heavily tattooed girl friend was employed to dance naked down the centre aisle of a peep show cinema during intervals. He was a regular there himself, but not as a voyeur. He just liked movies.
It's irrelevant, but they lived in a fire damaged building on Beaconsfield Parade (rent free, of course) where he gave wild speeches from the upstairs balcony. But only sometimes.

 

 

And yes, I was fascinated by your adventure. And it was funny. I find the words, "Peep show" very funny. They've always made me smile.

 

 

Hey, sorry I mistook you for a boy. I was in such a hurry to tell everyone about this hilarious post that I didn't notice you were using a girl's name...

 

 

A long time ago me and a boyfriend crammed into one of those booths. The porn kept stopping at the important bits and asking for more money. I managed to give him a blow job in that upright coffin, and only afterwards did I notice the proliferation of used tissues squashed into the crevices around the TV screen. At that point it dawned on me too - those things are seedy wankholes that reek of cum. But you have to go there once.

 

 

Miss Gempires, do you know that your little sex act was filmed and has been playing there ever since? Well, that's how it is nowadays; nothing is private, not even at a peep show.

Disgusting. Yes.

 

 

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