A few years back I bought a miniature peach tree for the garden. This year for the first time it is actually bearing fruit. This is good because:
1. I get to eat extra yummy peaches that I've grown myself and picked fresh from the garden.
2. When people come to visit, I can show them the garden and ask, "how do you like my peaches?" in a disturbing lurid manner.
Now I must go to my dole seminar. I'm so excited. This is going to be the most fun ever.
Oh, and I have lots of gardening tips for getting extra juicy peaches next year!
posted by Burnt Karma : 7:10 pm
Hey Kathryn,my estranged is a Centrelink Mananger. Be careful, they ALWAYS try to fuck u!!lol, no seriously, just play dumb..."I no speaka da engleeesh"
posted by Nixie : 8:03 pm
And you no writa da engleeesh too!
posted by R H : 4:49 am
And that's a joke. I'm only kidding. All the same, I'll be in trouble now.(It's easy to read a woman's mind - once you've upset her.)
posted by R H : 5:48 am
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