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::8.6.05:: Paris

If you read the covers of women's magazines in the supermarket check out line like I do then you might be aware that Ms Paris Hilton is engaged. She says god bought them together. Hey bitch, hasn't god given you enough? Like money and thinness and fame and stuff (although, as we all know, Paris must have missed out when god was handing out cock-sucking ability). Damn, Paris. Bitch.

You know what though, I'd like to open those magazines and see this quote (it might not be true but it should be: "I know it's true love because he hasn't sold tapes of our sex life on the internet... yet."

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