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::18.7.05:: Woo - fucking - hoo!

I am writing this from my room, not a smelly old internet cafe reeking of stale fart, not from someone else's house, not from work - from my own house and my own computer. And I'm using the services of fascist pig dogs Telstra either but mobile interneting... look ma, no phone lines!

Guess who the most excited girl in the world is right now? Yep, me.

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Comments:

Congratulations. Now don't fart. Ever.

# posted by Ozfemme : 11:32 am

But it's different if it's your own fart...

# posted by Violet : 2:26 pm

yes my farts are far superior to those of the commoners.

# posted by Kathryn : 7:05 pm