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::15.12.05:: Merry Fucking Christmas

God I hate this time of year. Hate it. I hate those fucking carols they play in the shops, I hate crowds of frenzied shoppers worried that they won't have a gift for Aunty Mabel when she turns up with the giftwrapped Cashmere Bouquet, I hate the bars full of raucous secretaries on their once a year piss up.

I hate that the holiday seasons starts somewhere at the beginning of November and doesn't finish until the end of January. That's a quarter of the year being taken up with Christmas. Ho fucking ho.

I hate that everyone else is so busy with Christmas events - work parties and family get togethers and all the other crap. You want to know how many holiday events I have on my calendar? Zero. Zilch. Zippo. I hate that I am constantly reminded that I'm a social failure.

I hate that my cheapskate family decided not buy any presents this year. I hate that I'm going to have a dead boring Christmas day while everyone else is out having festive fucking fun. Or even festive fucking fights.

Next year I think I'll spend Christmas somewhere else.

Comments:

 

um...Merry Christmas...

 

 

Just don't spend it in Miami. You'll be even more depressed.

 

 

Bah humbug!

Though I have to agree about the raucous secretaries.

 

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